Face the Trials

It's high time you face the truth. There is a good news and a bad news.

The bad news first: You are a perpetually broke, eternally procrastinating, musically uninclined unhealthy idiot with a will of jelly living in a dazed world.

Guess what? The good news is, you can change all that!

Now, what are you going to do about it?

*smirk*