Yeah~ i skipped test

Yeah~ i skipped the test today, was too sick to go......

After visiting the doc, i was at CCK today enjoying a nice conversation with my buddy Jayson when i received a call on my mobile. I couldn't remember the exact details but the exchange went something like this:

-sees Roy's no. on the caller ID-(Roy is a classmate in FSV. He is a great person to turn to when i have enquires about schoolwork. Firstly, because he really goes out of his way to help in details, and secondly, he keeps up to date with assigment deadlines. I'm bad at dates. Anywaz, back to the call...)

Me: Hello.

Strange female voice: Hi is that Eugene?

Me: (confused) Er yes, may i know who's that on the line?

High-pitched female voice: Hello, this is mrs Choo here.

Me: (in a state of shock but still manages to be calm) Oh mrs Choo! Why are u on roy's phone? Are you sure you are mrs Choo?

Mrs Choo: Yes, i am. I'm using roy's phone to call you. (duhz~) Why wasn't you here for the test this morning?

Me: Oh...oh ya, i got MC. (almost fumbles on words)

Mrs Choo: Yes, what's wrong with you, what are u suffering from?

Me: I got diarrhea. ( calmer now, trying to engage some sympathy) Actually, my stomach was churning the whole night, didn't really sleep well. Is there going to be a retest?

Mrs Choo: Yes, there's a retest. (thinks for a moment) It's next blah blah.. ok that's it bye.

I'm a scaredy cat. I cannot take many surprises. Like reaching home one day and finding a hot sexy babe in my room, or finding a cute sixteen year old on my bed wearing one of those japanese sailor-style uniforms smiling sweetly at me. I'll burst. (The arteries in my heart i mean. I love my bed, and when people i dun know just sit on or abuse my bed without my permission, i'll flip.)

Mitch: Great impersonation. I admit i was fooled.
Roy: It must have been tough on you to control your laughter, a pat on the back for that.

To summerize the day, i've made a little analysis:

Decision: Skip test.
Result: spent $28 on MC as the polyclinic was closed by the time went there. Got pranked on by classmate impersonating as lecturer with the intent of freaking me out to get a good laugh out of it.
Lesson: Polyclinic closes at 12:30pm on Saturdays. Be wary of high pitched women calling you saying they are your lecturers. For all you know, they might be friends playing a prank on you.

P/S: Yes i know there's a grammer mistake in l 15, subject-verb disagreement... it's on purpose. Mitch has bad grammer... =P